==> Be the deadbeat.

Your name is GAMADA MANOLO and you are kind of a COMPLETE AND UTTER LOSER. But you don't really pay mind to that. As a matter of fact, most of the time YOU'RE TOO FUCKING HIGH to even notice what other people SAY BEHIND YOUR BACK. But that is ALL MOTHERFUCKING RIGHT with you. You just DO WHAT YOU WANT most of the time and that's how it's been SINCE YOU CAN REMEMBER.

You don't like to talk about your past much because it is just TOO GODDAMN SHITTY. Thinking of your past makes you want to THROW UP AND CRASH YOUR CAR. Let's just say that it started with YOUR DAD GOING TO PRISON and ended with him NEVER CONTACTING YOU AGAIN.

You have a pretty terrible ADDICTION TO CIGARETTES AND ALCOHOL and no matter what anyone says you do not HAVE A PROBLEM WITH WEED or ANYTHING ELSE. You don't have a PROBLEM, all you do is SELL THEM. It's a simple thing of having to TEST WHAT YOU GET.

You live in a TRAILER JUST OUTSIDE OF THE CITY and you drive a car that is OLDER THAN YOU WERE FIVE YEARS AGO. At 21, you are NOT ATTENDING COLLEGE, because you NEVER FINISHED HIGHSCHOOL. It wasn't because you DIDN'T CARE, it was more like you WERE TOO MESSED UP.

When you aren't OUT OF YOUR MIND HIGH, you are usually VERY AGGRESSIVE. You are prone to FITS OF RAGE either way, but it seems to get WORSE WHEN SOBER. But you are usually within in reach of some intoxicating substance so you can FIX THIS PROBLEM. Occasionally, even under the influence, you hear STRANGE VOICES IN YOUR HEAD. Sometimes they WHISPER and sometimes they SHOUT. When this happens, you have a HARD TIME CONTROLLING YOUR VOICE.
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fuckyeahgoats:

I just dieeeeeeeeed.

WoAaAaAaAh MoThErFuCkEr

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